Friday, June 8, 2007

HELLO.

WELCOME TO HAMASATAN. Your new source for all of that Ayumi Hating glory that you have righteously kept inside you for so long in fear of Ayufags completely bombing your home! HERE you will experience NO PREJUDICE for HATING Ayumi Hamasaki. Come now, we all hate Ayumi, don't we? How can we deny the terrible vocals mimicing piglet and the copied (and ruined) fashions, hairstyles, and everything else here in Japan. The screeching that made your grandfather go deaf, and the hidden suggestive content in every one of her music videos. The influence on young Asian girls has overwhelmed them to spend ¥40000 on purses and even more so on plastic surgery. "私はあゆみのような目が欲しいと思います (I want Ayumi's eyes)" they tell surgeons. The corruption must STOP.

Now before you get into Ayufag mode, yes, I do have a life. This blog will be a collection of hilariously true things I find along the way through my daily life

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