AYUFAG SYNDROME

Lock your doors.
Hide your children.
Pray to Jesus.

Ayufag syndrome is a disease which affects everyone from ages three to three hundred. It is very dangerous and spreads more rapidly than the flu. Currently the disease is present in Japan, the United States, Korea, China, Malaysia, Indonesia, India, old men's underpants, etc.

Causes:
-Listening to Ayumi Hamasaki over an already excessive 30 minutes
-Dancing to any Ayumi Hamasaki song
-Wanting to be the next J-POP star
--Recording yourself singing and posting it on youtube and/or soundclick
-Insulting anyone who doesn't like an Ayumi Hamasaki song

Effects:
-Going deaf
-Yearning plastic surgery
-Going bankrupt

INFO: Though they share similar traits, retarded people should not be confused with Ayufags. Those who suffer from being retarded are actually happy and friendly people, as opposed to a typical Ayufag.

WARNING: WHEN EXPOSED TO AYUFAGS OR EVEN A SCENT OF AYUFAG SYNDROME, FLEE THE SCENE FOR ATLEAST TWO HOURS FOR THE AURA TO FADE FROM THE AREA.